Chapter 01: The PlayersDon't mind the different words, that's just this place's wordfilter being cute.
Let's list the players in this comedy!
Click on the names in the bio entries for real life depictions of the subjects.
First there's the Three Stooges, more officially known as Internet Tough Guys!Rumor (read: IP information provided by the forums) has it that these guys are the same person.ShawnThe fearless leader of the gang. He's butthurt because Iyou did something to him at least 100 years ago.
After chibi_ray informed him Iyou was dead, he came to these forums to gloat about it or something and
shockingly realized that the information was false.
So now he has decided to man up, gather some retards around and go troll on Iyou's forums.
Knows basic punctuation and sentence structuring, not capitalization, though.
chibi_rayAll he wanted was to join the rpg
But Iyou was an methinks and wouldn't let him join. This led to a trauma that cost his parents millions in therapy fees.
He's still not over it and is still trying to attain his dream of joining the, long since, defunct rpg.
Claims that he'll stop if Iyou lets him join. Stop what, exactly? You can't stop the shitstorm you've started, chibi_ray.
He doesn't know how punctuation, sentence structuring,
words or capitalization work.
He has a somewhat neat avatar which I have stolen promptly after seeing it.
(OH NOES! A THIEF on the internets!)
He's also gullible beyond belief. And me mocking him by telling him Iyou died, ON THE INTERNET, instigated this whole mess. (I'm so proud that I haven't lost my ability to troll retards into making comedy on the interwebs!)
ZergFormerly known as Creamer, but who cares about that.
Claims he's gotten over Iyou banning him and that he's only here to help Shawn get his revenge.
This is clearly a lie, but he probably was over it more than the other two.
If I had a trembling font at my disposal, it'd go here:
He's known to have crashed dalnet!!!! And is not above repeating past actions!
Clearly this Internet Tough Guy is the real deal!
And then there's the regular cast! Their loyalty is up for dispute.GeemerYour friendly writer of this story, not afraid of hurting feelings with this thread because the people he cares about know it's just a game.
He has a rich and deep history on the internet, including it's recesses. This has rendered him immune to trolls.
He accidentially started this whole mess and has been laughing about it ever Since.
KuroMaResident pyro and over all a pretty cool guy.
Helped start this by backing up my lies to Chibi_Ray.
ThndrShk2kObnoxious and self centered. Basically, he's our resident
awesome methinks. And he's been doing a good job of trolling the trolls.
CyberBotXAfter the Bridge was killed without warning and Iyou ruled that the ban would not be lifted, he's come to realise how much of an methinks Iyou really is.
At the moment, he probably hates Iyou more than Shawn does.
Him being an IRCOP gives him knowledge and experience that could certainly turn out bad for Iyou if it were used against him.
He's too grown up to hold a Jihad, though.
Shawn plans to form an alliance with him, if he accepts it could really turn out bad for Iyou.
At the moment of writing, CBX has not yet been approached by Shawn.
Kia_PurityShoot first, ask questions later. Then kick self for making rash decision.
Kia is known to shoot off in rants at stupid people. Internet Tough Guys beware.
ItsNotTheEdRumor has it it actually IS the Ed.
ArticCubKnown on this forum as MysteriousQ.
This is a pretty cool dude, he pointed out to me how badly the trolls fail at trolling. As in, worse than I already thought they were failing.
The main villain!IyouboushiIYOU IS THE DEVIL!!!
Really, he's too lazy to come to his own IRC channel because it'll "distract him from writing his novel for NaNoWriMo."
He doesn't even bother to take actions against the drama going on on his forums.
Rumor has it he kills kittens and then eats their brains.
Some people that appeared after Shawn begged them to come over.AeshenNot a fan of Iyou, feels tough because he isn't the only one.
Still cries himself to sleep about the injustices caused by Iyou.
More trembling font would go here:
Apparently he has plans he wishes to discuss with Shawn.
TJFormerly known as TeenGohan, but who cares about the past?
Apparently he and Iyou had a falling out as well. It supposedly ended in him creating his own bot to play with.
It was successful in killing #DBZRPG at least once by stealing away almost every player from Iyou's channel.
He claims he actually went on with his life, but Shawn and Aeshen's time altering abilities of spending years on tracking him down, while the rest of the world only sees less than a day go by, changed his mind.
He apparently is the only one to realize it's been years.
Also, this guy is an impostor. How surprising!ErisPathetically tried to troll the Kaiou thread by asking for help in broken English and then trying to make us think he's German by using the worst German I've seen on the internet.
Aber das funktioniert nicht wann es ein echter halb-Deutcher gibt. Schade.
And then there's this loser:CoolHorn and his assorted new accounts after getting banned.Generic Internet Loser #6221754937
Others[url=http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/lightning.jpglightningstrikeThe
real TJ!
Shit just got real!
claudiareignsA woman? On the Internet?! UNPOSSIBLE!!
(Our second one, actually)So far, she's been doing an awesome job at calling the trolls on their shit.
NWActually not related to this shit at all.
He and Iyou have had beef too, but he went and got a life now.
Shawn was probably planning on acting as if NW was involved too, but for some reason decided not to. Probably because he couldn't even figure out NW's catchphrase of "Vwoot!"
More people to be added when I stop being lazy go on with the story!
