SPARTAAAAA!!!!!

[Geemer]

TO POST HERE, YOU MUST BE SPARTAN!
THAT MEANS YOUR POST MUST CONTAIN EXACTLY 300 CHARACTERS!

SHOUTING IS ENCOURAGED, AS THAT IS WHAT REAL SPARTANS DO!

300 CHARACTERS REALLY ISN'T THAT MUCH, IT'S SURPRISINGLY FEW, ACTUALLY.
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE TEXT IS NOT FIGHTING!
AND FIGHTING IS WHAT SPARTANS DO!!!

[ThndrShk2k]

THIS IS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Edit: Now with less table breaking!!

[Geemer]

NO, YOU WILL FIND IT IS NOT MADNESS.
THIS IS ACTUALLY ALSO A TEST OF HOW TAGS INFLUENCE THE CHARACTER COUNT.

NOW THEN, LET US PLAN OUR NEXT MOVE. WE SHOULD INVADE FRANCE OR SOMETHING, JUST TO SHOW THOSE FRENCHIES WHO'S WHO!

EITHER THAT, OR WE GO TO SLAY SOME DEMONS.
OR MAYBE JUST SHOUT A LOT

[Iyouboushi]

I AM A TRUE SPARTAN. I SHOUT A LOT AND KILL PERSIANS WITH MY AWESOME SPEAR AND SHIELD. LOOK AT ME. HYAH!

I WANT TO CONQUER NEW LANDS. SOMEONE LEAD US INTO BATTLE FOR MY BLOOD LUST IS NOT SATISFIED HERE.

OR WE COULD JUST SHOUT SOME MORE. THAT'S ALWAYS FUN!!

BUT I'D RATHER GO KILL STUFF.

[Geemer]

YES I AGREE WITH YOU.

KILLING IS MORE FUN THAN SHOUTING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD COMBINE THE TWO!

I SHALL LEAD YOU TO BATTLE!!
BUT WHO DO WE ATTACK? I REQUIRE SUGGESTIONS!

IF WE COULD ACTUALLY MANAGE TO GET 300 SPARTANS, MAYBE WE COULD ATTACK OTHER INTERNET BOARDS!

OR MAYBE WE CAN GO KILL SOMETHING AWFUL!
ALTHOUGH PROBABLY NOT...

[ItsOnlyTheEd]

YOU WANT TO SEE A REAL SPARTAN!?



THERE! THE MIGHTY SPARTAN WOMAN KNOCKS DOWN INFANTS WITH ONLY A MERE LOOK!

I really don't know a good way to drag this out to 300 characters. i just wanted to share the picture with everyone