New Inuyasha chapters in a nutshell

[Iyouboushi]

Got bored. Wrote this.


<Naraku> a heart?! WHO NEEDS A HEART! MUWHWHWHAHAH *throws it away* I'm INVINCIBLE!
<Inuyasha> okay, we'll just go slice up your heart then... that should be a lot easier than dealing with you!
<Naraku> I'm INvi...er..hey.. wait... you're right. COME BACK HEART! COME BACK!
<Narator> By then the heart is all protected in a body and is trying to kill Naraku too XD
<Naraku> why is everyone picking on me?! ;_; Oh well, at least I know where the final shard is now.
<Audience> oooo the FINAL shard! Where is it, Where is it?
<Inuyasha> Yeah, where's the final shard so we can go get it. We're tired of this quest already.
<Kagura> Yo. I'm here to tell you the final shard's location. It's in the after life!
<Inuyasha> Uhhh?
<Naraku> Buwhaha I beat them here. Time to be lazy and wait for them to arrive so that I can make an evil villain's entrance and put up a good struggle for what will inevitably lead to them stealing the shard from under my nose.
<Narrator> And that happens.
<Naraku> ... I'm an idiot.
<Inuyasha> Wooo! Yes you are. You also let me upgrade Tessaiga..again. Now I can shoot diamonds. I rock so hard!
<Naraku> Yeah..well.. uhhh you stink. Bye now. See you in 50 chapters!

<Inuyasha> I have a new Tessaiga power! cool! *uses it* Ow my hands burn. Oh well, probably nothing. *uses it later and Tessaiga basically explodes on him* OW..son of a.. fine.. fine.. I'll go see old man Toutousai..
<Toutousai> you're an idiot
<Audience> hey we know that already..
<Toutousai> uhh I can't help you really.. so I'll tell you something cryptic instead.. uhh let's see... how about "your body can't keep up with it" is that good?
<Inuyasha> oh gee thanks. *goes off*
<Naraku> Here, destroy this and Tessaiga will work again
<Inuyasha> what the?! he helped me!?
<Naraku> no problem!
<naraku's heart> you suck Naraku! Stop helping him!
<Naraku> only if you come back to papa!
<Heart> NEVER!
<Inuyasha> the heart! Time to attack! Hey.. Tessaiga is freaking out again.. . what gives?!
<Heart> haha sucker! *flies away*
<Inuyasha> no fair :(
<some plot device> GO SEE THIS GUY
<Inuyasha> Yay, thank you mysterious voice narrator..

<strange guy> uhh no Tessaiga for you! *locks Tessaiga up*
<Inuyasha> what the?! STUPID VOICE OVER NARRATOR!
<entire town> BLARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH *turns into Youkai
<Inuyasha-tachi> HOLY CRAP
<strange guy> uhh you gotta go kill the real Youkai and restore everyone!
<Inuyasha> piece of cake! *can't use Tessaiga* spoke too soon..
<Inuyasha> *gets lucky* woo one down... hey that wasn't the real one.. *goes and finds the real one* Okay time to use Tessaiga
<Tessaiga> TAKE A HINT ALREADY *starts cracking and can't be used*
<Inuyasha> Freakin sword.. Oh wait, I think I figured it out. ....maybe.. we'll find out next week!

<Inuyasha> Yay I was right!
<strange guy> nyaaaaaaaaah it was all a big test. hahahahhaahahah I'm so cooL!
<Inuyasha> WHY YOU!
<strange guy> but you completed my training and learned about Dragon-scaled Tessaiga!
<Inuyasha> I did?
<Audience> he did?
<strange guy> Tessaiga is a sword that cuts!
<Inuyasha> a sword that cuts!
<Audience> don't all swords cut?
<strange guy> oh yeah, here's a lot of confusing terms that sound exactly the same except for a few letters off. Be sure to memorize them because I'm sure we'll throw them at you again later.
<Inuyasha> ...can't we just go back to killing the demon of the week?
<Audience> yeah, it was a lot easier then wasn't it?
<strange guy> oh and Tessaiga has one more form left!
<Inuyasha> REALLY?!
<strange guy> buuuuuuut you're on your own for another 100 chapters before you figure it out.
<Audience> *groan*
<Inuyasha> here we go again!

[Smz]

XD that was funny. Though it doess semm like that's all Inuyasha is becoming now. I'm just amazed that it's now bigger than all of DB\Z.

[Iyouboushi]

lol the funniest thing is that when I posted this on the [adult swim] message board, I got nothing but flames. No one could take a joke. I guess I upset the rabid Inuyasha fans. XD

[Smz]

<Rabid fans> "OH NOES! He's making fun of Inuyasha! Kill him!!!111"

[Iyouboushi]

XD yes.

I did get one post though that said "it's so true that it makes me cry to be an Inuyasha fan" before the entire thread disappeared. I posted it again (because that's what I do) and tried to make a real topic out of it, but I basically got the same responces and it disappeared into the bottomless pit of [as] posts.

[Krytonia]

That's why you have to post it at real msg boards. OR would appreciate I'm sure plus any others... man being an Inuyasha fan can be sad sometimes.