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Post by mcity1 on Nov 10, 2004 23:44:24 GMT -6
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Post by Dead on Nov 11, 2004 10:10:19 GMT -6
This one may be the funniest yet. I mean who says that the cigarette companies aren't marketing to kids? Prime example right here (barring the fact that most of us on this site are far from being kids anymore, but hey). I suppose next Konami and Marlbro will team up and offer exclusive cards with the purchase of each specially marked cigarette carton. I can see the children now.
Kid #1: Look! *cough Wheeze* I got the rare Blue Eyes White *goes into a spasmatic coughing fit*... Dragon.
Kid #2: *takes a long drag off his cigarette and blows a puff of smoke, exhaling deeply* Yeah, I got one of those in the carton I bought with the money I stole from my mom's purse...
Kid #1: Oh yeah.. * cough cough wheeze, his lungs slowly liquifying.* But do you have * begins choking on his own phlem.* ..the Red Eyes Black *spits out some blood.* Dragon?
...and it would go on until Kid 1 slowly wound up in the hospital with Emphazema and Kid 2 became a wannabe gangsta drug addict, spending the majority of his life behind bars for the murder of a family because they refused to surrender their valuables so he could pawn them and buy more cigarettes and save the upc's off of each pack to get the exclusive Yu-Gi-Oh! related smoking paraphanalia.
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Post by Smz on Nov 11, 2004 14:54:32 GMT -6
XD
That would be hilarous to see if they made cards from that.
"I summon the mighty Camel! It has 5975490743907 attack points and can do anything it wants!"
/me Smz dies from laughing at the person who made all of these cigarette posts.
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Post by Dead on Nov 12, 2004 10:18:31 GMT -6
Lol. I play my trap card, Emphazema of the Dying One, it allows me to draw two cards and reduces your monsters life points by 10230972397 every turn!
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